1. Do you snore?
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
3. What’s your worst fear?
being alone i guess
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
HELL FUCKIN YEH
YOU WANT A SPACESHIP I GOT THAT SHIT COVERED *breaks sound barrier building lego shit*
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Where the reality at
6. Do you chew on your straws?
7. Were you a cute baby?
8. Is the single life for you?
I guess? I dont really enjoy it that much
9. What colour is your keyboard?
10. Do your sing in the shower?
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
12. Any secret talents?
Java coding is my passion yo
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
anywhere with friends
14. Can you swim?
I swim like a god, LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL LEGS
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
17. Do you care about the ozone?
i dont care about a lot of things
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
21. Are you a single child?
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Both are fine
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
food is food I'll take it
24. Is marriage in your future?
25. Do you like your handwriting?
It could be better but I'm happy with it.
26. What are you allergic to?
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
like...a day ago I believe
28. Is Tupac still alive?
should i care?
29. Do you cry at weddings?
no I dont cry ever
30. How do you like your eggs?
31. Are blondes dumb?
some are, but thats not because they are blonde
32. Where does the other sock end up?
in your ass
After I kicked it
33. What time is it?
WAIT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE
34. Do you have a nickname?
Shredder, Drakoor, sexy, Matt
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
I dont know its good sometimes
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
like ten minutes ago
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
38. Is Santa Claus real?
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Are you offering?
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
41. What are you addicted to?
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
43. Can you crack your neck?
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
46. Is drug free the way to be?
I dont know, I dont really care
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
48. What colour are your eyes?
50. Do you like your life?
its okay i guess
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
are these names for penises
52. Are you psychic
yes, I will now tell you your future
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
54. Do you play any instruments?
55. Have you ever stolen money?
all the time, but only from my parents of course
56. Can you snowboard?
Can I snowboard? what kind of question is that look at these skills *slams face into the snow*
57. Do you like camping?
yeah its cool
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
59. Do you believe in magic?
it would be cool if it was real
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
61. You believe in divorce?
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
64. Is it cold outside today?
65. What was the last thing you ate?
NOTHING AT ALL IM STARVING
ERIN I NEED FOOD
66. Do you wear nail polish?
oh shit did I take a girls quiz
67. Have you ever been kissed?.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
you tell me
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
70. Favourite song at the moment?
Sail on by Master Plan
71. Do you like your job?
I'm jobless so yes I do
72. Do you like your classes in school?
yeah theyre pretty fab
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
to the point i dont have any blood spilling out my mouth
74. Do you like these surveys.
yeah i guesss
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Because the chicken is a prostitute on the prowl